1 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:09,951 Look, I wish I could help you, but that money was seized 2 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,402 as part of an investigation 3 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:15,015 into the illegal poker game at your residence. 4 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:18,148 -So you can just keep it? -It's called civil forfeiture. 5 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,368 And there's no way we can get it back? 6 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:23,588 I mean, there's a slim chance, but it's a lengthy process. 7 00:00:23,589 --> 00:00:26,373 Hey, Chief, where do you want this new espresso machine? 8 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,550 -Oh, the break room's fine. -JAY: Ooh. 9 00:00:28,551 --> 00:00:31,334 Is that a Piaggi? I tried to get one of those for the restaurant. 10 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,903 -Those things are, like, ten grand. -Oh, uh, 11 00:00:33,904 --> 00:00:35,686 -we got a good deal. -SUE: Sorry to interrupt, Chief, 12 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,472 but for the Humvee, do we want to go 13 00:00:37,473 --> 00:00:39,429 with the upgraded Napa leather with the contrast stitching? 14 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,041 JIM: That doesn't come with 15 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,737 -the premium package? -It's separate. 16 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:45,088 Sure. Why not? [chuckles] 17 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,699 Well, that all sounds pretty expensive. 18 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:51,181 Ma'am, you can't put a price on public safety. 19 00:00:51,182 --> 00:00:53,356 We're never getting our money back, are we? 20 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,185 No, you are not. But... 21 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:57,709 I can offer you a cappuccino. 22 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,105 -Okay. -Can I get light foam? 23 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,107 ? ? 24 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,633 SAMANTHA: So, yeah, 25 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:11,245 we are facing some financial difficulties, and 26 00:01:11,246 --> 00:01:13,942 we just thought that it was important to come clean to you. 27 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:16,598 Mm. "Come clean" is a bit strong. 28 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,426 The man still doesn't know 29 00:01:18,427 --> 00:01:21,602 that the root of your money woes is ghost-related tax evasion. 30 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,647 -The details are not important. -Hmm. -JAY: We knew we had to 31 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:26,128 share it with you, 'cause you're not just our business partner, 32 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,565 I mean, you're our friend. 33 00:01:27,566 --> 00:01:28,913 [phone whooshes, chimes] 34 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:30,699 Are you even listening, Mark? 35 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:32,439 Hmm? Oh, yeah, that all sounds great. 36 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,660 We just told you we're in serious financial trouble. 37 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,140 You're right. I'm so sorry. 38 00:01:37,141 --> 00:01:39,054 Uh, they just came out with a new update 39 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,315 for this Fruit Smashgame. 40 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:41,971 It's very addictive. 41 00:01:41,972 --> 00:01:44,059 They added raspberries, which seems like not a big deal, 42 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,990 but they give you triple smash points. 43 00:01:45,991 --> 00:01:47,323 Look, I appreciate you guys being honest with me. 44 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,134 And I'm here for anything you need, 45 00:01:49,135 --> 00:01:51,022 -short of lending you any money. [laughs] -ALBERTA: Ooh. 46 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,417 -Smart man, Mark. -We'll figure something out. 47 00:01:53,503 --> 00:01:56,638 Thank you for letting us bend your ear, Mark. 48 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,335 -Mark! -Sorry. 49 00:01:58,336 --> 00:02:00,858 I'm just one cantaloupe away from a fruit salad. 50 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:03,209 -That's actually a very big achievement. -MARK: I'll catch 51 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,558 you guys later. I'm gonna go check out that thing 52 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:05,907 with the walk-in at the restaurant. 53 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,823 -Thanks, Mark. -HETTY: What... 54 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,259 Now what is the plan? 55 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:11,217 Are you gonna have to sell the house? 56 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,609 And, if so, have you considered selling it to Kyle? 57 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:13,915 TREVOR: Ooh! That would be 58 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,135 -amazing. -Love Kyle. 59 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,267 Nobody turns a magazine page better. 60 00:02:17,268 --> 00:02:19,529 -But, obviously, we'd miss you dearly. -SAMANTHA: Of course 61 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,444 we don't want to sell, but we are running out of options. 62 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,794 Sam and Jay. 63 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:25,319 -[door closes] -Hi. Mayor Tad. 64 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,450 We met last year at that fundraiser you hosted. 65 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,496 I only feel the need to remind you because you were 66 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,847 "baked out of your minds." Your words. 67 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,543 Hello, sir. 68 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:36,111 Love a two-handed handshake. Makes you feel special. 69 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,853 Not as special as a six-handed massage. 70 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,203 Have I ever told you guys 71 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:43,250 about Jordan Belfort's bachelor party? 72 00:02:43,251 --> 00:02:45,381 To what do we owe the pleasure, Mr. Mayor? 73 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,470 Well, I know you're in a bit of a financial pickle. 74 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:50,039 I heard about your visit to city hall today. 75 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,954 And I think I might have a solution. 76 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:55,000 -We're listening. -I would like 77 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:57,916 to personally invest in your business. 78 00:02:57,917 --> 00:02:59,178 The hotel, the restaurant. 79 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,832 I want to be part of the solution. 80 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:03,008 You would? But why? 81 00:03:03,009 --> 00:03:05,053 Well, obviously, I have a special connection 82 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,664 with Woodstone. 83 00:03:06,665 --> 00:03:08,535 Because your prom date was chainsawed here. Go on. 84 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:09,928 And you guys aren't just 85 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,869 constituents. You're job creators. 86 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:13,670 I mean, if you were forced to sell, 87 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,585 there's no guarantee this property wouldn't 88 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,816 just become some rich person's third house. 89 00:03:17,817 --> 00:03:19,894 I don't know if you can technically call them rich 90 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,243 if they only have three houses, but okay. 91 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:23,507 Well, it's definitely interesting. 92 00:03:23,508 --> 00:03:25,769 Well, I'll tell you what. Let's have lunch, 93 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,991 talk about it, see if this is a good fit. 94 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:32,081 Thank you, Mr. Mayor. 95 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,388 HETTY: Mm. now, Jay's 96 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,748 -double-handing it. -This is too many hands. 97 00:03:37,036 --> 00:03:39,435 SASAPPIS: Thank you all 98 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,785 for gathering. 99 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,309 The day has finally arrived. 100 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:44,702 Ghost representative election day. 101 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:48,315 And now let's hear closing statements from our candidates. 102 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,883 First up, somehow representing the basement ghosts, 103 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,624 Isaac Higgintoot. 104 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,685 [clears throat] Thank you, Sasappis. 105 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,368 My fellow Ghostmericans, 106 00:03:58,454 --> 00:04:00,805 it has been a long and eventful campaign. 107 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,938 And I have heard your problems, 108 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,549 and I have formulated solutions. 109 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,379 Remember, a vote for Isaac is a vote 110 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,696 for a movie-theater style popcorn machine 111 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:14,428 in the main lobby. 112 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,690 -Oh, yes! -ISAAC: And this is not 113 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,432 a false promise. 114 00:04:18,433 --> 00:04:21,260 I have actually secured Samantha's agreement on this. 115 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,568 The aromatic scent of freshly popped corn 116 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,222 will waft 117 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:29,573 through these halls, you have my word. 118 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,358 -Yeah! -Whoo! 119 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:34,448 And now, representing the upstairs ghosts, 120 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,798 Flower Montero. 121 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:39,714 I'm nervous. I told her she should walk through Gabe 122 00:04:39,715 --> 00:04:42,106 to get smart before her speech, but she refused. 123 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,761 Wanted to do it on her own. 124 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,981 Thank you, fellow ghosts. 125 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:48,679 I just have one question for all of you. 126 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,247 What is this for? 127 00:04:51,248 --> 00:04:54,858 It's your closing statement for the election, Flower. 128 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:57,471 Right. The election. 129 00:04:57,601 --> 00:05:00,952 We got to run that son of a bitch Nixon out of office, man. 130 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:02,693 By attending music festivals, 131 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,696 taking acid and sucking nitrous out of balloons. 132 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,611 Who's with me? 133 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:11,311 Yeah! [laughs] 134 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,574 We want the movie theater popcorn thing. 135 00:05:13,575 --> 00:05:15,139 [chanting]: Popcorn thing! 136 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,448 Popcorn thing! Popcorn thing! 137 00:05:18,449 --> 00:05:20,754 -Our girl's in trouble. -Popcorn thing! Pop... 138 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,670 TAD: I got to say, 139 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:26,064 the B and B is charming as hell, this restaurant is incredible, 140 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:28,048 and neither of you currently seems 141 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:30,199 the least bit stoned. 142 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,765 Ah. The lowest of bars, cleared. 143 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,396 -You love to see it. -[chuckles] 144 00:05:33,397 --> 00:05:35,246 So, long story short- I don't know- 145 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,596 I'm feeling pretty good about this. 146 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,294 We certainly need the money. 147 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,862 But cards on the table- we're a little worried 148 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,908 about selling a majority stake in Woodstone. Right, Sam? 149 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,433 -Sam? -Oh. Sorry. 150 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,739 I downloaded the stupid game. I can't put it down. 151 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,438 I can help you get past that Monster Melon. Let's talk later. 152 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,703 -Now, where were we? -Look, I completely get it. 153 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,358 Woodstone isn't just a business. It's your home. 154 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,881 Which you are going to lose unless you close this deal. 155 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,709 I don't know what there even is to talk about. 156 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,799 TAD: But it's you guys I'm investing in. 157 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,540 I don't have time to be hands-on. 158 00:06:06,541 --> 00:06:08,932 I like what you're doing. I want you to keep doing it. 159 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,760 So you're saying you want to give us money 160 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,283 to save the business so we can keep running it, 161 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:13,676 and nothing's gonna change? 162 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,678 She's one of the great summarizers of her era. 163 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,464 Yes. And, you know, 164 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:19,683 if a few headlines pop up here and there 165 00:06:19,684 --> 00:06:21,728 about how Mayor Tad saved a local business 166 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:24,514 in an election year, well, you know, so be it. 167 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:27,299 So, what do you say? 168 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,302 Uh... we're in. 169 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,913 Woodstone is saved! 170 00:06:31,914 --> 00:06:33,609 And it still doesn't mean you can't ask Kyle to move in. 171 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,840 Hey, Jay, bad news on the walk-in. Looks like 172 00:06:35,841 --> 00:06:37,657 you might need a new control board. 173 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:40,704 Oh. Hello, Tad. 174 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:41,966 Mark. 175 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:44,055 You two know each other? 176 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,102 PETE: Am I crazy or do 177 00:06:47,103 --> 00:06:48,624 Mark and Tad have some sort of score to settle? 178 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,105 TAD: Mark did some work 179 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:51,625 -on my kitchen. -JAY: Great. 180 00:06:51,626 --> 00:06:53,063 He's our business partner. [chuckles] 181 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:54,283 He's the best. 182 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,677 Tad's interested in purchasing a part 183 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,187 of our share of the business. 184 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,376 I was interested. 185 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,466 Unfortunately, if Mark's involved, I'm out. 186 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,502 What did Mark do to this man's kitchen? 187 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,429 I ain't leaving. I want to find out. 188 00:07:12,269 --> 00:07:16,609 I'm sorry. Are you saying you're not gonna invest 189 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,567 in the business because Mark is involved? 190 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,700 That's right. Going into business with someone 191 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,224 is all about trust, and Mark 192 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,705 is not to be trusted. 193 00:07:24,706 --> 00:07:26,749 You said you wanted bullnose countertops. 194 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,882 I would never. 195 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,362 Everything about me says sharp edges. 196 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,669 Guys, this doesn't need to be a big deal. 197 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,806 -Misunderstandings happen. -TAD: Yeah. 198 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:36,672 It wasn't a misunderstanding. I couldn't have been clearer. 199 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,719 Yeah, I agree. 200 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,197 When we discussed this, standing in your kitchen, 201 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:43,114 you clearly stated you wanted bullnose. 202 00:07:45,159 --> 00:07:46,509 That is not what I said. 203 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:48,423 Two alphas going at it. I'm loving it. 204 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,426 Yup. She loves alphas. 205 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,342 Look, I like you guys, I like your business, 206 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:56,737 I like the optics of me saving the day. 207 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:58,303 But it's either him or me. 208 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:59,710 Let me know what you decide. 209 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,221 Screw that guy. 210 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:06,573 Trust me, you're better off without him. 211 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,836 Oy vey. That deal fell apart faster 212 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:12,361 than when I took the Hobby Lobby guys to Scores for lap dances. 213 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,782 What are we supposed to do? We're deep in debt. 214 00:08:14,783 --> 00:08:16,886 We need this Tad deal to go through, babe. 215 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,322 You got to solve the Tad-Mark beef. 216 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:20,195 Get those two to kiss and make up. 217 00:08:20,196 --> 00:08:21,804 Alberta says we need to get Tad and Mark to resolve their issue. 218 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,155 How? It's a he said-he said. 219 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,936 No one who wasn't standing in that kitchen with them 220 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,509 knows the truth about how it really went down. 221 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,510 Then why don't we see if anyone else was in that kitchen? 222 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,034 HETTY: You've got ghosts. 223 00:08:33,035 --> 00:08:34,904 Specifically, one who can leave the property. 224 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,995 Okay, Jay, what if we sent Pete over to Tad's house 225 00:08:37,996 --> 00:08:40,606 to see if there were any ghosts who witnessed the conversation 226 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,259 that Mark and Tad are arguing about? 227 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,827 Maybe there's a ghost who heard something helpful. 228 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,398 Interesting. It's worth a shot. 229 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,440 HETTY: And if it doesn't work out, 230 00:08:48,441 --> 00:08:50,180 are debtors' prisons still a thing? 231 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,619 They may be satisfied with just the husband. 232 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,577 That's some good news. 233 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,753 NANCY: I cast my vote for... 234 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,451 -Isaac. -[laughs] Thank you. 235 00:08:59,452 --> 00:09:01,452 Another mark in the Higgintoot column. 236 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,804 This is turning into a bit of a landslide. 237 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,588 Don't be down, Flower. 238 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:08,939 There is still time to turn this ship around. 239 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,768 Is boat analogy 'cause, Viking. 240 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,727 You're the best, Thor. 241 00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:15,858 I would like to vote in the ghost representative election. 242 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:18,688 Though I prefer theocracy over democracy. 243 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,473 Hi, Patience. It's been a minute. 244 00:09:21,474 --> 00:09:24,693 Haven't seen you since the whole Christmas canoodle with Trevor. 245 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,696 A lapse we shall not speak of again. 246 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,481 He proved to be a man of low morals, 247 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:32,833 his thick thighs and sublime buttocks notwithstanding. 248 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:35,269 Which leads me to the only question that matters. 249 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,880 For whom did Trevor vote? 250 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,795 He voted for Isaac. 251 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,276 Ah. Then I shall cast my vote for Flower. 252 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:44,192 -Oh, right on. -ISAAC [laughing]: No matter. 253 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,759 My lead is still comfortable. 254 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,412 RICHARD: Not so fast. 255 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:49,413 The bunker ghosts cast their votes for Flower. 256 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,804 [laughing]: Oh, hey, guys. 257 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:53,941 ISAAC: What? My former brethren. 258 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:56,944 Did our four hours in the cult together mean nothing? 259 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,772 Oh, sorry, Isaac, 260 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,775 but Flower freed us from Bruce's evil clutches. 261 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:04,516 And by my count, that is... 262 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,127 seven more votes for Flower. 263 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,912 And we're tied, folks. 264 00:10:08,913 --> 00:10:10,652 -[laughs boisterously] -ISAAC: No, no. 265 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,523 FLOWER: Isaac, it's kind of a bummer 266 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,182 for either of us to have to lose. 267 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:17,352 What if we just did the ghost representative thing together? 268 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,444 A power-sharing arrangement? 269 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,795 Never. I have an idea. 270 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,973 So, you guys all still just 271 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,714 staying in bunker? 272 00:10:27,715 --> 00:10:29,497 Yeah. Just seemed like the easiest thing. 273 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:30,803 Plus, the cots are super nice 274 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,066 now that the coroner removed all our corpses. 275 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,808 Yeah, it's a total refresh. 276 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,244 -Hmm. -Oh. 277 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,028 PETE: Well, 278 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:41,075 turns out a ghost at the mayor's house did witness 279 00:10:41,076 --> 00:10:43,467 the infamous bullnose counter discussion in question. 280 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,079 Really? 281 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,863 Pete says a ghost at Tad's place did witness the conversation. 282 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,475 And the verdict is... [imitates drumroll] 283 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,086 Tad was telling the truth. 284 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,741 -[gasps] Mark is lying? -Seriously? 285 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,612 Not lying. Mistaken. 286 00:10:56,613 --> 00:10:58,657 Uh, apparently, the original agreement had been 287 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,354 to install the bullnose countertops. 288 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,105 Mark had sold the mayor on the idea 289 00:11:02,106 --> 00:11:03,618 that they were a "classic aesthetic 290 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,369 that would stand the test of time." 291 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:07,578 Same reason I installed an aquarium wall in my condo. 292 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,059 PETE: But importantly, 293 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,930 this conversation happened two years ago, 294 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:14,108 coinciding exactly with the last major update 295 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,892 to the game Fruit Smash. 296 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,373 Okay. 297 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,462 So, it turns out the mayor was clear 298 00:11:20,463 --> 00:11:22,419 about wanting the straight-edge countertops 299 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,813 but Mark wasn't listening 300 00:11:23,814 --> 00:11:25,727 because he was busy playing Fruit Smash. 301 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,513 Hey, so good news about the walk-in. 302 00:11:28,514 --> 00:11:30,166 The control board's actually still under warranty, 303 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,777 so looks like you saved a few bucks. 304 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,823 Hey, Mark, the whole thing 305 00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:35,345 that happened with the mayor's kitchen- 306 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,957 when was that, exactly? 307 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,611 Hmm, it's got to be... couple years ago, now. 308 00:11:39,612 --> 00:11:41,569 Couple years ago. Wasn't that right around the time 309 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,224 of a new Fruit Smashupdate? 310 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,269 Why are you asking? 311 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:48,532 Oh, he's thinking maybe this'll jog Mark's memory. That's smart. 312 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,535 Well, it's just, um, 313 00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:52,624 couldn't it be possible 314 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,410 that the mayor was clear about the countertops, 315 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,368 and you weren't listening 316 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,631 because you were smashing fruit? 317 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,938 [scoffs] I see what's going on here. 318 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,135 Look, if you want to side with the rich guy 319 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,551 so you can get your precious money, go for it. 320 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,771 No, Mark. It's not like that. 321 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,686 I'm your friend and your partner. 322 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,377 If you should believe anybody, 323 00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:13,775 it's me, 'cause I'm in the right here. 324 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,822 Of course you are. 325 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,519 But what if you're not? 326 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,218 You know what? Forget you guys. 327 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,482 You want to get into bed with Tad? Go for it. 328 00:12:24,483 --> 00:12:25,874 But make sure he buys my share, too, 329 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,354 'cause I don't want to be in business 330 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,616 with people who don't even trust me. 331 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,879 Mark, wait. 332 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,754 How do you get past Commander Cantaloupe? 333 00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:41,324 JAY: Great. My best friend hates me 334 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,543 and thinks I don't trust him. 335 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,980 Whoa, best friend? 336 00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:46,329 He means best visible friend, baby. He's upset. 337 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,942 Yes, this is unfortunate 338 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,334 on a personal level. 339 00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:52,118 But at the end of the day, with Mark 340 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,597 hating you and wanting to be bought out, 341 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,818 the path is cleared for a deal with Tad. 342 00:12:55,819 --> 00:12:57,558 Hetty's saying that with Mark walking, 343 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,779 it does kind of solve our problem with Tad. 344 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,475 I don't want to solve our problem this way. 345 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,259 There wouldn't be a restaurant if it wasn't for Mark. 346 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,262 I know. It doesn't feel good. 347 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,177 -Again, it was Hetty. -Mm. 348 00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:08,874 -This is a stressful situation. -TREVOR: Yeah, 349 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,375 these kids could both benefit 350 00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:12,312 from a little six-handed massage action. 351 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,532 I know these chicks from the Belfort bach. 352 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,316 They're probably in their 60s now, 353 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,187 but if you close your eyes, their hands are 25. 354 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,178 JAY: You know what? Mark doesn't think 355 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,279 that we trust him, but I know a way 356 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,238 that we can prove to him that we do. 357 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,848 Come with me, Sam. 358 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,983 Six-handed massage. 359 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,549 You are classless. 360 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,856 My aquarium wall would disagree. 361 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,025 SASAPPIS: Okay, well, 362 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,687 with all the votes recorded, 363 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,821 it's looking like this is an unprecedented tie. 364 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,997 -[lively chatter] -Unless there's 365 00:13:43,998 --> 00:13:45,519 anybody who hasn't voted yet. 366 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,131 In fact, there is someone 367 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,611 who hasn't voted yet. 368 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,570 Bruce, the time has arrived. 369 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,008 -[lively chatter] -Oh, my God. 370 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,661 Howdy, everyone. 371 00:13:56,662 --> 00:13:57,748 Oh, boy. 372 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,055 Where he come from? 373 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,840 We summoned him from the dirt. 374 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,449 We played Cream over a loudspeaker 375 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,669 until he came through the basement wall. 376 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,236 Sorry, Flower. 377 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,109 Really want to smell that movie-theater butter. 378 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,241 SASAPPIS: Um, okay, so, uh, 379 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,548 probably a formality, but Bruce, 380 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,985 who do you vote for? 381 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:19,336 Who do I vote for? Hmm. 382 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,773 That is a very interesting question. 383 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,733 I spent the last month 384 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,562 wandering around in a dark exile, 385 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,346 foisted upon me 386 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,654 by this traitorous woman I now stand before. 387 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,612 Not looking good for Flower. 388 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,006 I had a lot of time to think in the dirt. 389 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:40,836 Think about ways to plot revenge. 390 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,578 -Ah. -But then a funny thing happened. 391 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,233 Between the bouts of pure panic, 392 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:49,062 there was a clarity that settled in. 393 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,064 And I realized 394 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,979 I was grateful to Flower. 395 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,653 -I'm sorry. What? -ALBERTA: Oh, 396 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,723 -this is taking a turn. -For, by exposing me 397 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,029 as a fraud, 398 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,640 she freed me from my web of lies. 399 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,425 It is for that reason 400 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,254 that I cast my deciding vote... 401 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,734 -for Sister Flower. -[all exclaim] 402 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,171 Oh, come on. 403 00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:13,259 Then it's official. Flower is the winner. 404 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,479 We have a new Ghost Representative. 405 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,394 -FLOWER: Yay! -ALBERTA: Yeah, Flower. Yeah! -[applause] 406 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,093 Hey, Mark, wait. 407 00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:21,832 There's nothing left to talk about, Jay. 408 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,312 You have every reason to be mad at us. 409 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,358 We accused you of something that we couldn't prove. 410 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,012 But here's the thing. We don't just think you were wrong. 411 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,753 We know you were wrong. 412 00:15:28,754 --> 00:15:30,972 -I'm sorry, is this an apology? -SAMANTHA: The reason that 413 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,323 we know what happened in that mayor's kitchen... 414 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,631 ...is a ghost told us. 415 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:37,937 What? 416 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,634 Sam can see ghosts. 417 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,505 And we have a ghost on our property 418 00:15:41,506 --> 00:15:43,158 who can travel to other properties. 419 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,074 It's a very rare and cool ghost power. 420 00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:47,728 Anyway, our ghost talked to a ghost at Tad's house, 421 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,208 and that's how we know what happened. 422 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,079 -This is insane. -SAMANTHA: This is us 423 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,770 showing you how much we trust you. 424 00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:55,214 By letting you in on our most closely-guarded secret. 425 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,325 Sam, ask the ghosts to do that thing where 426 00:15:57,326 --> 00:15:58,739 they prove their existence. You're gonna love this. 427 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,045 SAMANTHA: Uh, sweetie, there aren't 428 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,796 -any ghosts out here. -Seriously? 429 00:16:01,797 --> 00:16:03,831 They're always around except when you need 'em. 430 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,313 I'm gonna go. Don't call me. 431 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,836 Mark, hold on! 432 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,273 Just come back in the house. We'll find a ghost 433 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,449 and then, we'll straighten this all out. 434 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,929 Please. 435 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:17,237 Mark, you are my best visible friend. 436 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:20,153 I promise you, I wouldn't make this up. 437 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,112 Prove it. 438 00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:25,505 SAMANTHA: You know what, I think they're in the barn. 439 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,556 Follow me. 440 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,162 Yep, here are the ghosts. 441 00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:30,945 They're gathered for the ghost election. 442 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,382 Right. The ghost election. 443 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,429 Samantha, I have suffered an ignominious defeat, 444 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,345 but I would like to request that you still go forward 445 00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:40,563 with installing the movie-theater popcorn machine 446 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,828 in the lobby, because the people deserve it. 447 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,613 -Aw. -Oh, hey. 448 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,123 What are you talking about? 449 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,530 What movie-theater popcorn machine? 450 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,184 I asked you earlier. 451 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,794 We had a whole conversation. 452 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,797 Was I playing a game on my phone? 453 00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:57,058 -Perhaps. -Yeah, I don't 454 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,749 remember agreeing to any of that. 455 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,367 And it sounds insane 456 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:01,803 and expensive, so, sorry. 457 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,545 Oh. A colonial ghost wants a popcorn machine. 458 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,155 Welcome to my life. 459 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,852 [laughs] Guys, listen up. 460 00:17:07,853 --> 00:17:10,070 We told Mark that Sam can talk to ghosts, and we 461 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,812 need your help proving it, so, uh, check his pockets, 462 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,727 see how many fingers he's got behind his back. 463 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,772 You know, the classics. 464 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,472 We happy to help. Want Thor do light thing? 465 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,561 Yes, great. The Viking ghost is gonna make the lights blink. 466 00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:23,607 -Ah. -Yeah. 467 00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:26,609 Wait one second, Thor. 468 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,396 I hate to do this, 469 00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:31,614 but I do have a fiduciary responsibility 470 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,052 to my constituents. 471 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,835 We'll prove your abilities to Mark, 472 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,793 but we need your word that you will procure 473 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,014 that popcorn machine for the lobby. 474 00:17:39,015 --> 00:17:40,232 Damn, Flower. Did you walk through Gabe? 475 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,974 No. I'm just momentarily lucid. 476 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,194 So, what's supposed to happen here? 477 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,631 Uh, Flower, are you extorting us? 478 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,111 Oh, yeah. Big time. 479 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,070 My God. 480 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,246 -She's good at this. -SAMANTHA: Okay. 481 00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:55,073 Fine. You can have the popcorn machine. 482 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,685 -Yeah! -[cheering, laughing] 483 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,687 Thorfinn, do your thing. 484 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,210 Ah. 485 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,125 -[shouts] -[lights buzzing] 486 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,911 And that's just an amuse-bouche. 487 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,088 There's more. 488 00:18:09,471 --> 00:18:12,786 On the one hand, I can't believe it. 489 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,268 But on the other hand, it explains so much. 490 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,400 I mean, no offense, Sam, but 491 00:18:17,401 --> 00:18:19,836 your behavior has been deeply weird for years. 492 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,012 A lot of that behavior has nothing to do with ghosts. 493 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,320 We probably should have told you a lot sooner. 494 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,279 We've told very few people. 495 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,236 Oh. My office said you wanted to speak. 496 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,847 No. What is he doing here? 497 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,328 Did I not make myself clear? If he's in, I'm out. 498 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,591 I asked Sam and Jay to get in touch with you. 499 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,506 There's something I want to say. 500 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,247 Please just hear him out, Tad. 501 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,685 After replaying things in my mind a little bit, 502 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:45,036 I think, uh, maybe I got it wrong. 503 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,343 -Really? -I know I got it wrong. 504 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:51,260 So, I'm sorry. And as a gesture of my remorse, 505 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:54,220 I'm willing to redo the countertops, free of charge. 506 00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:58,571 Actually, the bullnose kind of grew on me. 507 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,314 -Seriously? -TAD: You were right, man. It's timeless. 508 00:19:01,315 --> 00:19:02,749 It was just the principle of the thing. 509 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,491 Your apology- 510 00:19:04,492 --> 00:19:05,752 that's good enough for me. 511 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,798 So we have a deal? 512 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,191 We have a deal. 513 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,328 [laughing] 514 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,760 Woodstone is saved! 515 00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:14,282 I know I screamed that earlier, 516 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,273 but this time, I think it's gonna stick. 517 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,683 Oh. Hey, man. 518 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,946 Madame Representative. 519 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,601 Isaac, we're friends. 520 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,342 You can call me Jennifer. 521 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,126 Wait, that doesn't sound right. 522 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,215 Did you come here to gloat, Flower? 523 00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:35,347 Is this the type of reception I have to look forward to 524 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,740 over the next four years? 525 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:40,309 No, I actually came to ask you for help. 526 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,730 It's just, ghost rep seems like such a big job. 527 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,749 And I don't really have a lot of experience with politics. 528 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,883 I mean, I was orgy co-chair of my cult, 529 00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:51,145 but that was mostly just picking the music. 530 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,714 What I'm saying is... 531 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,500 ...I think I might need a vice ghost rep. 532 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,416 Really? 533 00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:02,200 It's just, I don't really have the time. 534 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,028 I could use help carrying the load. 535 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,944 You know, public appearances, glad-handing. 536 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,511 All the boring stuff 537 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:11,095 where people are really just kissing your butt. 538 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,212 I mean... 539 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,647 I mean, I suppose, if it would help you, 540 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,519 I could... 541 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,825 take some of that butt-kiss receiving off of your plate. 542 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:22,046 Mm. I really appreciate this, Isaac. 543 00:20:22,047 --> 00:20:23,264 You're welcome, Flower. 544 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,528 And if you must know, 545 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:26,834 I actually think 546 00:20:26,835 --> 00:20:28,748 you're not going to be terrible at this. 547 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:29,889 With my help, of course. 548 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,665 Not terrible at what? 549 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,015 At being ghost representative. 550 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,538 Is it hard? 551 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,410 Oh, I was orgy co-chair of my cult, 552 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,977 but that was mostly just picking the music. 553 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,718 -Cool. -Mm. 554 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:50,292 Captioning sponsored by CBS 555 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,295 and TOYOTA. 556 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,385 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 557 00:20:56,435 --> 00:21:00,985 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0